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26 June 2008 @ 11:30 am
Mourning Kettles

Where there is reluctant adjusting, an admirable ear, and a broken window.

Something with mashed potatoes!Collapse )

Chapter Seven <-- Chapter Eight --> Chapter Nine

05 June 2008 @ 10:13 am

Where there is talk of ugly people, boozing, and the cooing of mums.

*** Um. I'm pokey and I forget to do things. For uh. Months at a time.

You wasted my ten seconds insulting me!Collapse )

Chapter Six <-- Chapter Seven --> Chapter Eight

25 April 2008 @ 09:37 pm
Of Boneses and Lynches

Where there is growing up, growing old, and drifting apart.

*** We've been trying like mad to organize our 12 year plan, but... we fail, bottom line. On the bright side, however, we've got a bunch of chapters to post that were supposed to be for later. So here's what we're going to do for you: We're going to take a page out of the EPP book and start posting whatever we write for the future, unchronologically. Good deal? We'll post lots more, this way! And likely have a lot less six month long lulls. Lol.


She also teased him about the fact that their offspring had been dubbed the 'Hot Bones Sisters', and that there was nothing he could do about that either.Collapse )

Chapter Five <-- Chapter Six --> Chapter Seven
19 March 2008 @ 11:30 pm
A Rita/Ben Montage - Part A

Where there is tabloid journalism, a small percentage of the Libertines, and tropical furniture polish.

*** Ahem. Um. *peers about sheepishly* Hi? We've been gone for a while. Though, can I just say that in the last six months we've shipped across country and globe, found an apartment and employment, and procrastinated like woah? But we're back! And we're working on things, I swear!

PS - This chapter is for tyedyedchicky, since she asked so nicely and all. :)

It's just, now that you're here, I'm really juiced for it. Sex! Goodie! You still in?Collapse )

Onward to Part B!
26 September 2007 @ 02:23 pm

1) A Poll of Interest

Where we ask you questions, you provide answers, and decisions are made accordingly!

Morning Puddin'.Collapse )

2) Family Dinner (takes place July of 2025)

Where there are two daughters, two big brothers, and the sort of family dinner you'd never see on The Brady Bunch.

Like during that week you decided to embrace your 'natural state' and walked around the neighborhood naked.Collapse )

Chapter Two <-- Chapter Three --> Chapter Four

3) A Lack of Propriety (4th Year EPP-era)

Where there is teasing, indecency, and a depressing lack of magic.

Yes, that. That drives me mad. Um. In a very good way.Collapse )
07 September 2007 @ 12:02 am

The Hot Bones Sisters

Where there is ice cream, lewdness, and a girl you've never met before.

*** Hey, mrs_batman, remember that surprise we've teased you with seveal times? Guess what Manny is short for. ;) <333 Also! We were really surprised no one asked who Oliver was! Like we said last time, feel free to ask questions! :)

You and your girlfriend could practice on me anytime, sweet cheeks!Collapse )

Chapter One <-- Chapter Two --> Chapter Three

Mood: pleased
11 August 2007 @ 12:50 am

Lost Without Each Other

Where there is an Impala stuffed with shoes and Juicyfruit, towel clad men, and our usual penchant for sex and its related activities.

*** This chapter title is a song by Hanson, and this is the last chapter in the Badly Made Bridges era! And what started out as a small chapter morphed into the longest thing we've written for the series to date. The next is going to be an intermission of sorts titled Ten Plus Two. If you can guess why, we'll tell you a secret about the future of the story. Also, if you feel that something is unanswered, or you'd like to know a little more, go ahead and ask! AND PLEASE COMMENT XD

I've heard a lot about you. Is it true you castrate professionally?Collapse )

Onward to Part B!